EVERYTHING A GUY NEEDS AROUND TURKEY DAY A Man is Always Prepared
Ah, Thanksgiving...the day where we gather with family and friends to pause life for a while and reflect on all the things we are thankful for. And of course, to watch football and consume endless mounds of food we will regret in the days after; it is truly a remarkable holiday full of hearty traditions, amirite? With the day fast approaching, ManScore has come up with a list of items that we think will make your turkey day epic. Check ‘em out.
Flag Football Kit
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Two-hand touch is the typical variation played in turkey bowls, but it can often get a little too physical. Show up with this flag football kit and ensure no one does their best Ndamukong Suh impersonation this year.
Carving Knife
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Too many turkeys are sadly ruined each year by dull knives. No bird deserves that.
Electric Carver
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We’re men. We need more power!
Funny Clothing
The standard sweater your grandma knit you is out and these are in. There’s so many shirts and funny clothing to choose from but here’s a couple items that’ll get you some good laughs from the fam.
Candle
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Just put this one in your bathroom. You can thank us later.
Home Brew Kit
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Stash this one in the basement for a much-needed escape when the in-laws start arguing about the national budget.
Chainsaw
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Thanksgiving starts the holiday season and there’s nothing manlier than cutting down your own tree. Kick off your old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols. (Just make sure it’s legal to do so, Clark…)
Cook Book
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There’s two kinds of people in this world: bacon lovers and liars. I mean c’mon, bacon is like dog treats for humans and we know there’s gotta be a way to work it into your turkey recipe.
Fryer
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Deep. Fried. Turkey. And we thought Thanksgiving couldn’t get unhealthier. (Note: NEVER put a frozen turkey in a fryer)
Fire Extinguisher
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Some of us just don’t know our way around a kitchen and that’s alright. Be prepared, guys. You don't want to have to call the fire department. And again...DON'T PUT A FROZEN TURKEY IN A FRYER!
BONUS: Sarah Palin Cut Out w/ Chainsaw
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Just click the link and find out...Yeah, we’re not really sure either, but we dare you to add this to your man cave. Send us a picture and we will send you a free ManScore t-shirt!
